Thursday, September 20

Helpful hint: when suing Google for $5 billion...

for alleged "crimes against humanity" by knowingly choosing to name themselves with an anagram of some of your social security number upside down, putting you at risk of a "terrorist attack"...

...it's generally not necessary to include in your (public record) court filing your driver's license, bank account number, and debit card records.

The details of Google's brilliant nefarious scheme are on page 18 of this pdf (with some help from the Philadelphia 76'ers).

You can't make this stuff up.

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