Tuesday, December 30

oh so cold

Yeah, I can see why all those SoCal people are bundling up:

Click for Los Angeles, California Forecast
Yes, those of you in SoCal better make sure you have extra layers on underneath. In other weather news, it actually did have the nerve to snow here. Not much, mind you. But a slight dusting, already blown away... By comparison:
Click for Novi, Michigan Forecast

Tonight: a grand reunion of high school friends indulging in our favorite high school pastime, particularly in class: euchre. Those of you not from the Midwest probably are unaware of the implicit awesomeness that is euchre, a game that is as much at home around a card table as it is on a bus, or even standing in line at Cedar Point. Yes, this deceptively simple game still has plenty of room for strategy and reverse psychology while still having the beauty of rapid-fire gameplay.

Monday, December 29

back away from the almanac

I know FBI alerts are meant to be taken seriously, especially in these Orange times. So everyone be on the lookout for people armed with almanacs. Who knows what kind of terror could be unleashed by someone who knows Texas was admitted to the Union in 1845 or that raw onions can cure insomnia...

Saturday night I met up with some high school friends and ended up at a classy Chinese restaurant in Farmington Hills (one of their roommates was working at the bar). From the moment I pulled up and saw the words Szechuan Cuisine in cursive script I knew something was wrong. When I got there at 10:30 there was no one in the restaurant; the party was clearly at the bar. And by "party" I mean a crowd of 30-something metrosexuals standing around chattering as some balding guy was belting out terrible covers of 80s hits. Behind the bar were thousand-dollar bottles of booze. Later a DJ started spinning dance beats, which the crowd tried very hard to ignore as they sipped their martinis. Clearly we had found the middle-aged yuppie hangout.

Sunday, December 28

oh so nice

[12:07 AM] TheOneZozo: yeah, it was great, i was just outside at 11 in just a sweatshirt
[12:08 AM] Christine C: waaaaaaat???
[12:10 AM] TheOneZozo: yeah, it's like 46 degrees here
[12:10 AM] Christine C: waat?
[12:10 AM] Christine C: thats like the same here, if not warmer!
[12:10 AM] TheOneZozo: yes we have been having a heat wave here
...
[12:12 AM] TheOneZozo: and by heat wave, i mean it's been above 23 degrees for the past week
...
[12:13 AM] TheOneZozo: yeah, it's been above freezing for at least the past 36 hours

Saturday, December 27

around fourscore years ago

You know why there were so many more great speeches in history than there are today? Because people like Lincoln, Churchill, and Roosevelt never had PowerPoint...

Friday, December 26

you sure this is the right road?

It goes without saying that there are more pleasant experiences than 13 hours in a car with five people and a dog. But that's all over now. This Christmas was even more surreal than the last. Watching Grandpa drown his miseries in drink was a new experience for me.

As was driving his car back to Michigan and listening to my little brother gripe about how he was getting "an old people car" to drive. The object of his complaints? A 96 Oldsmobile with barely 30,000 miles we brought back from Connecticut as a third car for him to drive this summer and take back to school for sophomore year. In my book, this is a big upgrade over the old "shitbox": power windows, power door locks, cruise control, working wipers, not getting the shakes at 5 mph...and even a tape player and a clock. Of course it does look kinda boxy. But still, much better than the imaginary car I have at Stanford...

We had dinner at the Bamboo Club, one of those trendy postmodern restaurants that thrive in suburbia. It's one of those places where the waiters and waitresses are all wearing black, the lights are so dim you can't read the menus, and some sort of modern dance beat of definite non-Asian origin is thumping in the background. (To its credit, it did in fact have a few bunches of tall bamboo and reproductions of a few Chinese paintings on the walls.) The food was pretty good, although not too authentic--more of a "fusion" of the entire Pacific Rim. And... right across from a new Coldstone, which opened just in time for winter. Opening an ice cream place in an outdoor mall, hundreds of yards away from the nearest parking space, in Michigan in October...now that's gutsy.

A certain someone has been complaining about SoCal getting "cold". And well she should be: LA got down to a bone-chilling 44 degrees yesterday. And I thought it was cold when 19 Fahrenheit degrees greeted me as I stepped out of the airport--without winter coat, I might add...

Wednesday, December 24

the official Christmas Eve post

Yes, I'm sitting here at my grandparents' house patiently waiting for my e-mail to chug through their painful dialup connection (and "testing" the reliability of AOL 9). It's been a busy few days.

Sunday I went dancing in Ann Arbor. Funny, but after three years of living on the West Coast I'd never learned the so-called "West Coast swing". Not my favorite, but still interesting.

Monday I reunited with a bunch of high school friends at the real Mongolian Barbeque (not that pathetic thing on Castro). We ended up playing Clue at Coffee Trader till midnight... good times. Of course, when I got home I discovered I had to get my room ready for a showing and wrap some gifts on top of packing. So I ended up sleeping only two hours.

Tuesday morning, ten minutes before the alarm was set to go off at 4 AM I hear Grandpa knocking on the door, fully dressed and ready to go. We set out by 4:30, and finally made it to Connecticut around 5 PM, following the same route we've taken every year for the past 20 years. Of course, that didn't stop Grandpa from advising whoever was driving to pull over and ask for directions every five minutes or so...

So now I'm here. Pepere (French for Grandfather) is out of the hospital and doing well, happily ranting about his doctors and any and all Democrats. Within ten minutes of walking in the door Memere dragged me in front of her computer...

It's weird; I'd always spent Christmas at Grandpa's house. and that's where Santa came every year. So it seemed somehow fitting that I found myself vacuuming it out on Christmas Eve. Barring any pending legal action, that shall be the last time I set foot in his house.

Getting kicked off... Well, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Monday, December 22

the end of an era



shitbox
The Silver Bullet (later The Shitbox)
1990 - 2003 (mine 1999 - 2003)

It's gone. My first car, the humble Eagle Summit pictured here (no longer made, making this a "classic" I guess), christened "the shitbox" by my grandfather, got donated today. It was running well (if a bit underpowered), surviving 20,000 miles and even a couple accidents under the watchful care of my brother and me. But then Mom drove it one day and now instead of getting the shakes at 70 like it used to, it gets them at 5.

Speaking of cars, an article in today's Detroit Free Press reports that while Detroit is in danger of losing its title as the tenth largest city in America to San Jose, it has reclaimed its dubious distinction as the country's most dangerous city. And that's with the lowest homicide count since 1968, folks (and not coincidentally the lowest city population since 1968). (To add insult to injury, San Jose is also the safest big city.) It also boasts the highest pedestrian fatality rate. (Pedestrians must make easy targets since it's the third-fattest city in the US.) No wonder it's baseball players' least favorite city to visit. Indeed, it's a great time in Detroit. Fewer than one million people can't be wrong.

Sunday, December 21

Happy winter...

Yes, indeed. Of course, here since it's above freezing it feels more November-like.

Saturday, December 20

the culinary wonders of novi

Obligatory big Christmassy shot to the left.

The morning began with a flash of deja vu as a vacuum cleaner roared in the hall at 8:30 AM. Determined not to let my family's attempt to rouse me before my 8 hours of sleep were through (see Kathy? I'm trying...) I rolled over and slept till 10. After a shower, I spent an hour making my room look like no one lived in it for our house showing.

People will do funny things all of a sudden when they're about to sell a house. They'll clean fastidiously, as if necessary to paint the illusion that it's self-cleaning. They'll replace carpet to remove stains that haven't bothered them in years. They'll go on decorating binges to buy crap they haven't felt a need for at any time since moving in simply because of the appearance it conveys.

This showing was conveniently scheduled at lunch time, so we fled to the mall, Novi's principal Thing To Do. Six days before Christmas, this was a big mistake. The first warning sign was a line of cars spilling out onto the right lane on Novi Road, all waiting for a car wash to get rid of that winter grime that coats everything and slowly turns car bodies to rust.

Next came the fight to get down the little boulevard to the ring road encircling the mall. Then the parking. Oakland County is famous for gargantuan parking lots that would bring a Californian to tears, but most every space was filled.

As we entered we were contemplating one of the sit-down restaurants. The line extending out of Olga's put an end to that. Instead we made our way to the food court, where long lines greeted us everywhere except Shish Kabob Express. One of the few things I miss about this area is the relative abundance of Mediterranean food. So long since my last lamb shawarma... even the fast food version was tantalizing.

Grandpa insisted on taking us out to dinner one last time before we headed to Connecticut. So we ended up at the China Cafe. This is one of those places where less than five percent of the customers are Chinese, they only give you chopsticks if you ask, and they specialize in dishes with white wine sauce. (The term for this is "Asian-WASP fusion". I say Asian because this restaurant also serves a limited array of Korean food. Thus you can say there are 3/4 of a Korean restaurant in town.) The food's not bad though; I'd just been spoiled with two trips to Cupertino in the last month.

When we got home Grandpa declared it time for bed at 7:30, so I settled down with a book. Yes, a book. Not a textbook. And I started reading. For pleasure. The novel? Arthur Clarke's 2061. Yes, I'm a dork. But hey, it's pretty good for long-winded Clarke.

Revelation of the evening: Will Farrell's been in some pretty dumb SNL sketches.

Thursday, December 18

the king hath returned

Just got back from Return of the King. Wow. Impressive. And the ending... well, the first ending was pretty sweet. Then the second one, nice. Around the fifth ending I was kinda waiting... I know all this stuff (and a lot more) was at the end of the book but in the cinema, you only get one chance to make a good ending...

The rest of the day was spent planning for my coterm proposal. I've come to the realization that if I want to do it in three quarters I'll need to take 15 units of CS each quarter. Not exactly appealing. And grad quarters cost more too. So I'm looking for ways to finance taking an extra quarter to knock the others down to that magic 10 limit and have time to TA or section lead. I'm starting to see why grad students have no lives...

I figured our dog deserved his own photo sooner or later. And in my stubborn attempt to get you to use Mozilla, I will again point out the alpha-blended shadow. (This really will probably only last until I go back to school and get too lazy for this.)

Wednesday, December 17

there be snow here

snowIf you have Mozilla, the photo looks even cooler. Really now, check it out. That drop shadow just blends with the background... Yes, I'm bored. I'm shoveling snow and taking pictures of it, for crying out loud.

This small dusting of snow greeted me this morning.

Still haven't seen Return of the King yet. But here's the weird thing: My parents really really want to see it. They're insisting on going with me. And since most of my Michigan friends still aren't done with exams yet, I guess I'm going with them. But I'm at the point where I don't care. Being too cool to be seen with your parents in public was so...middle school...

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Tuesday, December 16

Ah, vacation...

Sitting inside listening to Christmas carols in Polish that no one understands, watching deer romp in the empty dirt fields that used to be woodlands next door. Seeing the dog throw up on the rug (it's instinctive: never throw up on the linoleum or the wood floor... aim for the harder-to-clean rugs...). Yes, I'm back at my parents' house.

The house is on the market so it mus be kept spotless, even though it only gets shown once a week or so. Of course, no one wants to buy it since the barren trees expose the neighborhood being built next door.

Yesterday I spent more money than I ever had in a Borders at once. It felt good somehow, as if I were somehow supporting the largest and best bookstore in Novi. (And even then, it's only one floor. Kinda sad...) Whenever I go to pay the credit card bill I'll surely feel worse, but still.

Sadly, most all the snow has washed away in the rain. Kathy was so proud to inform me that her corner of Arkansas got down to 27 a few nights ago. But then it proceeded to shoot into the 50s the next day. Here it broke the freezing point for the first time since I'd been back today. Hence the disappearing snow. I really don't mind the snow. If it's going to be cold, there might as well be snow because then it's at least pretty to look at. Now it just looks wet. And it's going to freeze overnight. But it might snow tonight. (The official forecast calls for a "wintry mix", just like in the perennial Christmas classic: "Let it mix! Let it mix! Let it mix!")

Sunday, December 14

Back at station No. VI

Ah yes. Where it really is freezing cold (27 F right now; for Yune's benefit, -something C), and there's a dusting of snow to prove it. (But only a dusting, fortunately.)

I finished Friday at 3 PM. I was so happy I proceeded to spend the next 24 hours hanging with friends I've neglected for the last three weeks. Then six hours cleaning and packing (yes, my floor is actually clean now; thanks Cheng for the bookshelves!) and it was off to the airport. Almost. Our shuttle didn't come but someone else's did for a group that already left. So we stole it, along with Hasper (whose still hadn't come after an hour). How these people manage to survive except by preying on our fears of the Caltrain I'll never know.

I proceeded to sleep for 12 hours straight that night. It felt good. My mom thankfully exercised the restraint to keep herself from waking me at 6:30 to see the snow falling. As if I had never seen snow...

Today I went to the mall that is the centerpiece of Novi. It was just suffocating in yuppieness. Really this place is like Palo Alto with snow. I must get to Ann Arbor soon.

It's finally happened...



Our 7-year campaign to bring zesty! into vernacular for cool has finally paid off. So beautiful. So very beautiful.

Wednesday, December 10

I like bots.

Oh, and by the way: I never applied to Cal. Not even as a safety school. Damn weenies. (Some other people apparently feel the same way, much like me.) I really don't get why people think it's so cool to call it Kal.

Note: All the ads on Rose's blog seem to be related to sleep disorders for some reason...

You know the economy's bouncing back when...

1. People actually believe you'd go to a McCafe for a cappucino.
2. Said McCafe opens in Palo Alto.
3. Said McCafe is advertised on a billboard truck.

Yes, those lovable billboard trucks, last seen three years ago advertising pets.com on the Oval, are back on campus. The one I passed today revealed that, yes, you could get foam on a coffee drink from McDonald's. Really now. Having been to the McCafe in Kyoto I must say, they're just like every other McDonald's, but classier. Really this is how I expect every McDonald's in Palo Alto or Atherton to look...

Another economic indicator: Apple is promoting CS193E on campus, a course that teaches how to program for...Apple. That's right, learn skills that will qualify you for a job at Apple and just about nowhere else. Now where would you publicize such a course? Gates? The CS mailing list? Of course not...at the bookstore! The synergy is subtle: aspiring Jobs underlings need to first buy a big expensive G5 tower, then take 193E.

Monday, December 8

collecting the garbage

Ah, that was pleasurable. I had a nice little breakfast of coffee and donuts at 8:30 AM, in Hewlett. The TA continued his power trip by refusing to let us have exams until he personally verified that our books were closed. Then he announced the donuts were late and left us to start. Ten minutes later he returned with three boxes of donuts--not a token of his compassion but of our prof's (the same one who made us all CS 242 ROCKS pencils...and then in a surely unrelated move, handed out the course evals). He glanced around at all of us, who were still busy with the exam but now being tempted by sugar. Then he took a donut and left, smirking. He came back twice more to do the same thing, shaking his head as we battled our willpower.

All in all it could have been worse. Though I wanted to strangle the guy whose 10-minute "question" in class based on a paper only he had read turned into a 10-point problem.

Why do 16-year-old girls keep seeking me out? Apparently they assume that that there's onl y one Mike Brzozowski on ICQ (not an entirely unreasonable assumption, I guess...)
    [01:43] 175530981: mike???
    [01:43] Zozo: who is this???
    [01:43] 175530981: neesha u loser lol
    [01:44] Zozo: um, wanna be more specific? i don't remember any neeshas
    [01:46] 175530981: Isnt this mike Brzozowski lol
    [01:46] Zozo: it is... but i don't know any neeshas
    [01:47] 175530981: oo...lol sorry i feel like such an idiot lol ur not the mike that went to st. paul last year?
    [01:48] Zozo: nope
    [01:48] 175530981: opp's lol sorry hehe!

I could never be a pedophile... the giggly dialogue was driving me mad after five minutes...

Sunday, December 7

cs242 away message gallery

From Doug:
    Away Message: Dear John Bitchell,
    You may take away my GPA, but you can never take away that night I type checked your MOM

    Sincerely,
    Me

From me:
    in less than 24 hours, cs242 will be over. nil. ended. halted. finished. finalized. destructed. garbage collected.

Ahh, we are such dorks...

Saturday, December 6

Post-Dead Week destresser: Wal-Mart?

Yes, I squandered a few hours there, mostly helping Cheng in his quest for empty boxes and waiting in line. I hate that place. But I think got the last laugh as I managed to steal one of their precious shopping carts--the ones that "suddenly stop" if you take them past the yellow line. With a running start I was doing pretty well...until I hit a manhole cover. Nevertheless the cart still had one working wheel, so I managed to get it to the car and back. A couple patrons were so impressed by my shopping cart finesse (and perhaps by the fact that I was actually bringing a cart back) they thought I worked there.

Dead Week is at last over, culminating in two mad dashes to Gates to turn stuff in just past the deadline. Now it's time to, ah, study for finals?

Thursday, December 4

Google can find most anything.

Like those elusive weapons of mass destruction perhaps?

Sleep counter:
Wednesday: 3 (accidental) hours
Thursday: 0 hours

In other news I managed to successfully bike my suitcase all the way back from Sweet Hall. I was most proud of myself. Granted, it took me a month to drag my lazy butt over there, but still...