the twilight zone

If...

your professor starts off a 300-level CS class by riding a bike backwards...

you get a can of Play-Doh in said class...

you get a job offer at a barbecue without even applying...

you work with Adobe professionals entranced by a simple slideshow...

you find yourself taking the Marguerite...

you toil over a presentation involving squirrels, a bloody Nick Parlante, and the words "pain points"...

people keep looking for "your office"...

your parents finally sell the house they've been trying to get rid of for a year...

a CS final next week is the least of your problems...

...you may have entered my surreal world.