Secrets of the GRE

Amazing secrets the test makers don't want you to know about!

1. The San Jose test center is right across the street from Saratoga's Japanese shopping nexus. Yes, that's right, you can take your GRE and get a teapot, ramen, and melon soda just like I did.
   
2. You're not supposed to eat in the waiting room or the exam room... but there's no one looking when you're on your break.
   
3. The key they give you for your locker opens everyone else's too.
   
4. That annoying squeaking you hear taking the test is that one girl taking the TOEFL having a nervous twitchy foot she can't hear through her headphones.