A match made in heaven

I was sitting idly by in the airport waiting for my flight yesterday, when who should appear on the jumbo screen on the wall but a Ms. Britney Spears. She had displaced all other news by getting married. CNN was already planning to milk this for all it was worth, stacking columnists all day long, to help viewers figure out "just what this means", as if it had profound meaning and changed our world. But it turns out that by the time I had landed, the marriage had already been annuled...