If you actually thought porn star Mary Carey's was going to run a serious campaign on anything remotely related to California's problems, think again.

And in other disturbing recall news, the man who may well be California's next governor didn't make the choice lightly:

"It was the most difficult decision that I made in my entire life, except the one in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax."

More than I ever wanted to know about Arnold...