to the tune of: Mobile by Avril Lavigne
By far the best quote about the recent mountain lion scare appeared on the front page of the Mercury News and came from a frightened Palo Alto mother: "I have two small children, who'd make a pretty tasty treat for a mountain lion." I kid you not. And I was really hoping the mountain lion would win the ASSU special re-election...
By now you've no doubt discovered the work of great poet D.H. Rumsfeld. But did you know you can now buy the album? Yes, someone took our Defense Secretary's press-release poetry and got an opera singer to record it to music. The result is oddly hypnotic. Bizarre. But strangely sublime. And somehow better than the book.
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